NICE PARKING, ASSHOLE!
After work today I decided to buy a few items from the grocery story on the way home. I knew the store would be crowded but I accepted that. I expected it would take some searching to find a parking space. No problem except for my parking. In trying to give a woman next to me plenty of space to get out of her car, I parked too close to the next space, in fact straddling the dividing line. I only realized it getting out. I joked about it to the woman next to me getting out of her car. Laughing at myself I said,
“Nice parking, asshole!”
Then went in to shop – reminding myself to be more careful with my parking. As I walked back to my car after shopping, I noticed an odd piece of paper on the back of my car. I could see 3 words scrawled on it: “NICE PARKING, ASSHOLE!”
I dropped it in the lot. Let the person that wrote it see it 😉 As I drove home I thought and wondered about THAT person that had been so upset with my bad parking that they had to pause in their day; find a pen and a piece of paper and write me a note. Hmmmm it meant so much to them. I wondered what they would say to my face had we met face to face. I imagined several scenarios of encountering THAT person. Most of them humorous. I could pretend to be a foreigner and act ignorant. Ahhhh you are lover of your president! You hate muslim man like me! You make America great again!
No I am not muslim. I just had to look at the mindset the attitude of THAT person. I had to look at my own. Another scenario was to ask them why it meant so much to them to give me a piece of their mind. To stand in the cold and find piece of paper and pen to write note to a stranger trying to insult them. Hmmmmm.
I had to look at myself.
Yes it was a very bad parking I did. Ouch. Had I seen another person doing it I would have scrunched up my face and thought sarcastically (most probably) “Nice Parking, ASSHOLE!” Then looked at myself inside for thinking that. Empathy: Had I never done a bad job of parking?
So have others.
Driving home thinking about it and laughing about it a little, I turned into my neighborhood, came to a stop at a 3 way stop. As I was about to turn left, someone to the right of me ignored the stop sign and blew on through almost hitting me.
A little anger started to rise and then I let it go with a laugh thinking…..
“Nice stop, ASSHOLE!”
Should I chase him down and put a note on his window next time he parks?
Let it go
I’m better than that even though my parking DOES suck!